when other guys assume I want to talk about cars because I have testicles.

when other guys assume I want to talk about cars because I have testicles.

yeeee

yeeee

sometimes I want to kill myself but then I realize I’d never get to eat food again

bonny-notion:

found this in a doctors office

im not convinced they know what drugs do

joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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No one plays Mass Effect and says ‘whoa, this violence. It’s really inflaming my inner serial killer.’ No, they play Mass Effect and then they cry.
Douglas Murray (via vakarianed)

slapfight:

Goals for 2014: masturbate my way to immortality